Movie Waffle | The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) - "Something terrible happened here!"



The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) directed by Michael Chaves - If horror films could collectively stop acting like the cross of St. Peter is this ancient demonic symbol that would be great, thanks. TC:tDMMDI (try putting that on the back of the cereal box) is a movie that hits the ground running by starting literally mid-exorcism. Unfortunately it never really seems to know where it is running to.

Whereas the first two films felt like a reasonably steady crescendo of events centered on a victim, this feels very much like a hodgepodge held together by gloss-over glue. “Because reasons” is a plot device that seems to be brought up a lot. Why must a demon need a soul to return to hell? Why did the demon jump bodies? Why in the heck does love suddenly have the power to pull a deus ex machina? Why is the baddie even doing what they are doing? None of these are too terribly well explained with easily missed throwaway lines of exposition being the most charitable answers proffered. Such a waste.


Look, I’m not saying I hated TC:tDMMDI, but what I am saying is that the thing that impressed me the most was that the Nike logo on the guy’s jacket was period appropriate.

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